If your orifices are craving some out of the ordinary, somewhat off-the-wall sex toys this is the article for you. We have two silicone creatures that you would assume to more likely be in a comic or movie, not living in your nightstand drawer, biding their time until you get horny. We have a snake and a dinosaur dildo.
Here you can see the Cobra and Dino Dildos in their natural habitat. Normally they coexist together well unless they have to compete for resources.
My partner made the comment when I was taking pictures that it reminded him of the movie with King Kong and Godzilla like they should be battling and I couldn’t agree more.
Warning that both of these are not saddled with the greatest names so I will be helping them out for the sake of this article.
First up! Dildosaurous Rex $69.99
Also Known As: Dinosaur Shape Huge Silicone Anal Dildo (just try saying that five times fast).
I can’t say that I was super turned on when picking these two, but who wouldn’t want them in their collection? Oh, most normal people don’t collect dildos? Interesting.
Ah, yes… the male Dinosaur Dildo. An excellent example of this species as it reaches adulthood. This mating season this Dildosaurous Rex will get to take part in the mating rituals.
Material and Cleaning
This dino and dick combination is created with silicone, which is body safe.
If you are using lubricant your best bet would be to use a water-based lube. Do not use a silicone lubricant or you can ruin the integrity of your toy.
To wash, you should use a mild soap and then either let air dry or pat dry with a clean towel. You can then store it in a toy bag to keep it from debris.
Dildosaurous Rex Special Features
You obviously noticed that this dino dildo is equipt with a penis head and shaft rather than an actual dinosaur head and neck.
Dildosaurous Rex also comes with some large nuts which I do believe might also be a stretch from actual dinosaur anatomy. I don’t remember seeing any huge nut sacks on Jurassic Park, but I may be wrong.
One of my favorite things about this creative dinosaur dildo is that it glows in the dark! I hadn’t even thought of checking until I sent my boss a picture (not in use for the record) and that was their first and only question. I had to run to my windowless bathroom to investigate.
And, alas…. it does!
The Best and the Worst of this Dinosaur Dildo
What I least like about this one is that as you can guess it is quite top-heavy and does not want to stand on its own two feet (even with repositioning of the tail). This made some of my ideas for pictures not pan out as I would have liked.
But then the state of Kentucky decided it wanted to give me a bit of snow so I decided to take my two monster toys out with me into the cold. We don’t get snow often so often so I wanted to take advantage and just hoped people wouldn’t see what I was doing.
Color Options
As far as colors go, mine is called Luminous, so I’m kind of thinking it is the only glow-in-the-dark option. If you are looking at the others there is Purple, Orange, Blue, and Gradient which looks like a mixture of blues.
Next up is Cobra Cock $69.99
Continuing with the crazy names, this one online is known as Large Monster Dildo with Strong Suction Cup. As easy as that is to roll off the tongue I prefer Cobra Cock.
Cobra Cock is massive even when compared the the thick neck of Dildosaurous Rex and there was no way it was fitting in my nether regions. Everybody is different though and I know some of you prefer stuffing yourself like a turkey and that’s perfectly okay too.
Different strokes, folks, and whatnot.
So, in the pictures, it makes the dinosaur just look small in comparison, but they are both quite thick in their own right.
Here you can see the Cobra Cock fully erect. It takes this stance before striking or to show superiority over the other male Cobra Cocks.
Materials and Cleaning
This dildo too is made of silicone and the same rules apply for cleaning and use of lubricants.
Additional Tip: If your toy is silicone and does not contain a motor, they are safe to run in your dishwasher. Just be sure to grab it before telling your company they can grab a glass out of it.
Color Options
When choosing a color option it says Cobra and Rattlesnake. I believe that they mixed the two up because this one is actually the Rattlesnake option. Maybe they will fix that on the site in the future, but who knows, I may be wrong. I am not a self-proclaimed snake expert.
Additional Features of Cobra Cock
This Cobra Cock has a curved serpentine neck and also flares quite a good bit right under its head.
Even though the silicone is very smooth it is quite textured. It has the ribbing going down the front side and then the scaled texture along the backside.
The Best and the Worst
I love that Cobra Cock is so creative and honestly beautiful and seems so sturdy.
The worst would have to be that I wasn’t a fan of how either of these dildos came as far as packaging. They were discrete but were only wrapped in plastic and then the outer packaging. There was no box or user manual. Not that you really need your hand held with how to insert it.
A piece of paper with the materials and lubricant compatibility would have been nice as minimal information.
Normally, these two specimens prefer a warmer, moist habitat, but you can see they do venture out into the snow from time to time. A bit of fun before retiring to hibernate in their cozy storage bags.
Final Thoughts
Although these won’t be my go-to dildo for pleasure, one day I plan to have a hutch with all of my most creative sex toys on display. I can already guarantee that these two will take up prime real estate in that cabinet. They just exude personality.
And for other quirky people out there who like a big one, one of these toys might just be right up your alley. Get them both and they can battle to be the one that gets the honor of stuffing you.
These two are from different stores run by the same people, but each offers free shipping on orders $59 or more.
More awesome creature dildos check out my article on Big Shocked Fantasy Dildos.
The dinosaur and cobra dildo are having fun in the cold weather. Here you can see them attempt to make snow angels.
