Satisfyer XXL Wander Woman- Review
Ever since I was a young girl I dreamed that one day I would be fortunate enough to masturbate with a silicone coated walrus tusk.
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Shower Masturbation
For hygiene purposes, you need to wash your ass anyway, so why not make the most of it and take advantage of yourself while you’re there?
Pink Box Toy Shop
I was stoked to feel reassured that a black and yellow Hufflepuff dildo wasn’t as insane of a request as I possibly thought.
Sohimi Clitoral Sucking Vibrator- Review
Although the vibrations of the shaft aren’t the greatest, I adored the middle motor that thudded rapidly against my G-Spot.
Yum Yum Dildo- Review
NS Novelties created a dildo that would make Dr. Seuss proud. Check out the Colour Pleasures Yum Yum Dildo Review.
Picky Puss Lube Review
I give you lubricants I’ve tested that are easy on my dangly bits and aren’t tested on bitty rabbit genitalia!
Avant Lucky
Okay, I don’t think that a raccoon is my spirit animal exactly, but I was drawn to the Avant Lucky like any trash panda would be
Clone-A-Pussy Guide
Are you in the market for an adult craft project? Perhaps you would love the in-home pussy molding kit to make for a loved one to remember you by? Maybe you want to make one to secretly mail to that dude you like? Hell, or the one you […]
Santa Barbara Surfer- Review
It’s like a wave running down the shaft. Or imagine there are tiny hula-hoops twirling throughout the base.
Hercules Pulse Masturbator- Review
When it’s comparable to fucking robot pussy, and he has a less than enthusiastic face, you know it probably wasn’t the best. Find out why!
