Clone-A-Pussy Guide

Are you in the market for an adult craft project? Perhaps you would love the in-home pussy molding kit to make for a loved one to remember you by?

Maybe you want to make one to secretly mail to that dude you like? Hell, or the one you hate…

Van Gough sent a ear, you send a puss. I’m not here to judge.

Here you can observe the process that I went through to achieve my very own silicone vulva replica.

(They also have slightly more advanced kits to turn your parts into a functional masturbator if you’re up for giving that a whirl).

DISCLAIMER: It’s mine because I made it, but I did not use my own puss-flap sandwich for this project.

I wanted to be able to take pictures of the entire process and was not willing to photograph myself with my twat in the pancake batter-like solution.

Sorry, folks!

In place of my delectable dangly bits, I used one of my Main Squeeze Strokers that I just have for such an occasion.

Who knows when extra masturbators will come in handy, right?

Step One

You need to measure 2/3 cup of 90 degree water and pour it into a bowl. I decided to just use a large measuring cup to mix in. I’m such a rebel.

Step Two

Pour the white powder into the bowl with the water and mix for 45 seconds. I had the timer on my phone set, so I could just start it as soon as I poured. A tip I learned from my Clone-A-Willy experiences.

Step Three

Pour the still lumpy batter-like mixture into the little scoop. You want to fill it at least to the rim, and yes… it will make a mess. That is half of the fun!

Step Four

This is where I used my faux puss, but where you are going to want to press the scoop to your vulva. You most likely will have some of the mixture fall to the floor, but try your best to hold it still and level for 2-4 minutes.

This is another step that would be handy to have the phone timer prepared in advance.

Comfortable, great!

Tip: The gloopy batter is super easy to peel up off of a flat, smooth surface. I will be a colossal bitch if you get it on fabric. Repeat- DO NOT get it on fabric material, like your carpet.

Step Five

Both jars of the silicone should be poured into a disposable cup. I didn’t have one on hand so I just used a cheap one I didn’t mind ruining.

Use the stir stick to scrape every last bit that you can.

Step Six

Stir the silicone mixture together for two minutes. Then pour the silicone very slowly into the mold.

Find a level surface that won’t be disturbed by kids or pets, and let sit for at least 24 hours.

Step Seven

After the 24 hours is up you can remove your twat replica from the mold.

Yay! Silicone vulva sculpture for you or someone who just really enjoys your parts.

I found the Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-Pussy Kits to be a lot of fun to do with a partner. It’s a nice little bonding activity. The only one we’ve had trouble with is the Clone-A-Willy + Balls Kit, and we still enjoyed the time together.

That however was due to his freakishly large balls. If you or your partner has average human sized testicles, your experience would probably go a whole lot smoother.

This would make a particularly good gift for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or be just a pretty pink token to remember you by. Enjoy!

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