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Product Reviews

I would love to write a humorous, honest review about your sex toys and certain related products.

I will not review toys made of toxic materials.

If your product requires a penis or a prostate- I won’t be testing the product personally, but can write about my partner’s experience.

My articles range anywhere between 400-1,000 words. It just depends on how interesting I find the product or how much I have to say.

Each review will have at least three photographs and links back to your website.

Reviews for my non-affiliate companies are $75 USD.

Reviews for companies I am affiliated with are free, provided I have the time available.

Host A Giveaway

People love to win free shit. It’s just a fact. Add in something that has the potential to give them an orgasm and you really can capture their attention.

If you would like me to host a giveaway promoting your product you must provide the prize and shipping to the winner.

I will post the giveaway to my readers both on my website as well as on my social media platforms.

If you are a non-affiliate company there is a fee of $35 USD.

I will gladly provide this service free to any of my current affiliate companies.

Would a hilarious, intriguing, yet raunchy blog post relating to your company’s products or your brand interest you? Contact me so we can see what we can come up with to fit your needs.

All sponsored posts will be linked back to your website.

No Amazon stores please.

Pocket Pussy- Origins is an example of what one website wanted for their sponsored content with the term “Pocket Pussy” linking back to them. They are also a review website that has an appreciation of masturbators. The experience writing for them was on the unusual side, yet super fun.

Freelance Writing

Need engaging content to fill your own website, but writing isn’t your forte?

No problem!

You can hire me, for a fee, to fill your site with material.

I’ve done blog posting for online sex shops to pleasure product descriptions.

Just let me know what you are needing and I’m sure we can find a way to work together.


Would you like your beautiful advertisement finding home on my website?

Contact me to be emailed my ad document for complete list of rates.

All art must be provided by you. I have the right to deny posting ads if I find them offensive and may ask that you come up with an alternative. I’m generally a very open person though, so no real worries.

Let me know your ideas on how you would like us to work together. You can contact me at:

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