About Me

Nikki Nelson She/Her

I’ve taken it upon myself to masturbate with lots of products and deliver the results in review form. My vagina is weeding out the crap, so you don’t have to! Or waste your money products that look promising, but turn out to be junk. Nobody likes that.

About me as a person…

I am a mother of three kids, the owner of the sweetest pitbull son ever, and pretty much all around nerd. I spend my time reading fantasy and historical fiction as well as engaging in some random art project or another.

I struggle with anxiety and depression, which can put a damper on anyone’s libido.

I’m a domestic violence survivor. I was in a toxic marriage for about eight years that left me mentally and physically damaged. Throughout that period my sexuality was severely repressed and the thought of intercourse would internally make me cringe. I would have seriously preferred fucking myself with a baby bottle brush than suffer through a sexual encounter with my ex-husband. After leaving, my libido slowly reemerged, as well as my self-esteem.

When it come to sex…

I have a great appreciation for adult toys, if you weren’t able to tell. Especially clit stimulators.

I’m sexually attracted to some females, but identify as straight.

Love period sex and oral.

Fan of Edging, Queening, and Rimming (on the receiving end).

I have a thing for exhibitionism, but have limited experiences. This is something I would like to explore further.

And, oddly enough, I have a major lady boner for lumberjacks. When I was in about the seventh grade I found a Playgirl of my mother’s that featured men dressed as lumberjacks showing their wood, and I have never been the same. **Sigh**