Tenga Orange Crash- Review
This Flip has ten firm orange orbs floating in a softer clear material that are supposed to give the masturbator a more intense sensation.
Meese S Series- Review
If you desire a sex toy that wants to suck on your naughty bits as well as vibrate your insides- you may just want to read this article! 🙂
Sohimi Rose Queen- Review
Queen for a night? In my case, it was night accompanied by a bottle of Red Electra wine and full intentions of taking advantage of myself.
Saffron Spreader Bar, Braided Flogger, and Acrylic Spanker- Review
Recently I had a longer package delivered, and silly me, I thought it was going to be boring truck parts. So, I wasn’t in a rush to open it. Boy was I wrong… What do you get when you receive a spreader bar, braided flogger, and acrylic spanker […]
Satisfyer XXL Wander Woman- Review
Ever since I was a young girl I dreamed that one day I would be fortunate enough to masturbate with a silicone coated walrus tusk.
Shower Masturbation
For hygiene purposes, you need to wash your ass anyway, so why not make the most of it and take advantage of yourself while you’re there?
Pink Box Toy Shop
I was stoked to feel reassured that a black and yellow Hufflepuff dildo wasn’t as insane of a request as I possibly thought.
Sohimi Clitoral Sucking Vibrator- Review
Although the vibrations of the shaft aren’t the greatest, I adored the middle motor that thudded rapidly against my G-Spot.
Yum Yum Dildo- Review
NS Novelties created a dildo that would make Dr. Seuss proud. Check out the Colour Pleasures Yum Yum Dildo Review.
Picky Puss Lube Review
I give you lubricants I’ve tested that are easy on my dangly bits and aren’t tested on bitty rabbit genitalia!
