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I’m Nikki- just your average, horny girl sharing my sex toy reviews and experiences and hoping to entertain in the process.

My tale is a story as old as time. A girl wakes up one day and decides she’s going to review sex toys and tell others all about her masturbation habits. Sounds legit.

Let’s find you that orgasm…

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So, I’ve taken it upon myself to masturbate with lots of products and deliver the results in review form. My vagina is weeding out the crap, so you don’t have to! Or waste your money products that look promising, but turn out to be absolute garbage.

You may want to begin on my Landing Page . I have a bunch of sex toy reviews as well as musings on other topics that may tickle your fancy.

My Toybox features a list of mostly everything in my sex toy collection (AKA my extremely full closet). I try to keep it up to date and highlight every item that has a review. Enjoy!

If you are looking for a new toy of your own and would love some advice in picking it out, I would be happy to help. Send me an e-mail, and I’ll try to get back to you in a somewhat timely manner.

If you happen to be a sex toy company or someone equally interesting, I would love to hear from you as well! You can visit my Work With Me Page and shoot me an email.

Sex Blogger Nikki Nelson and  her partner Nathan in a black and white couples boudoir photo. Nikki is a writer of sex toy reviews

If you are curious to know more about the crazy person running this show, you can check out my About Me Page.

And If you would like to see more pictures from this photo shoot you can take a peek at my article: Boudoir Photography- Solo Session or Couples Adventure.

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