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I’m Nikki- just your average, horny girl sharing my sex toy reviews and experiences and hoping to entertain in the process.

Let’s find you that orgasm…

So, I’ve taken it upon myself to masturbate with lots of products and deliver the results in review form. My vagina is weeding out the crap, so you don’t have to! Or waste your money products that look promising, but turn out to be absolute garbage.

On my Landing Page I have a bunch of sex toy reviews as well as musings on other topics that may tickle your fancy.

My Toybox features a list of mostly everything in my sex toy collection (AKA my extremely full closet). I try to keep it up to date and highlight every item that has a review. Enjoy!

If you are looking for a new toy of your own and would love some advice in picking it out, I would be happy to help. Send me an e-mail, and I’ll try to get back to you in a somewhat timely manner.

If you are curious to know more about the crazy person running this show, you can check out my About Me Page or see more pictures in my Gallery.

Latest from the Blog

Giveaway- Warrior and Spunk Lube Bundle

If you like to fiddle your diddle- Enter now for a chance to win a Warrior auto-thrusting masturbator and a butt ton of Spunk Lube.

Spotty RC Prostate Massager- Review

Spotty RC is a remote controlled prostate massager that will vibrate your gooch while the rotating head stimulates your precious prostate.


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