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I’m Nikki- just your average, horny girl sharing my sex toy reviews and experiences and hoping to entertain in the process.

Let’s find you that orgasm…

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It is incredible how many people in the world are ashamed of pleasuring their bodies through masturbation or having sex with a partner. Realistically, it is just another form of self love and care. It’s natural, hello…

So, I’ve taken it upon myself to masturbate with lots of products and deliver the results in review form. My vagina is weeding out the crap, so you don’t have to! Or waste your money products that look promising, but turn out to be absolute garbage.

On my Landing Page I have a bunch of sex toy reviews as well as musings on other topics that may tickle your fancy.

My Toybox features a list of mostly everything in my sex toy collection (AKA my extremely full closet). I try to keep it up to date and highlight every item that has a review. Enjoy!

Check out my Buy Sex Toys page to learn about some awesome companies as well as score some discount codes. Any purchase you make through those links helps me out at no extra cost to you and is greatly appreciated.

If you are looking for a new toy of your own and would love some advice in picking it out, I would be happy to help. Send me an e-mail, and I’ll try to get back to you in a somewhat timely manner.

If you are curious to know more about the crazy person running this show, you can check out my About Me Page or see more pictures in my Gallery.

If you are a company looking for a product review or would have another idea for working together, please take a look at my Work With Me Page.

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