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Many a vagina have encountered a dildo of some sort, but has yours met the Betty Blaster? Yep, it’s a squirting dildo.
Not too long ago I decided to round up my Betty Bucks from Betty’s Toybox and wasn’t sure what I wanted to blow my loot on.
Then I saw their bundle page and the Blaster caught my eye. If it ended up being a total flop, I could always just use it to squirt my unsuspecting sister.
Muh ha ha ha ha! That would make it worth it on its own.
Surprisingly, I have never tried any squirting dildo out myself, and the Betty Blaster looked like it could be interesting. Plus it came with an 8 oz. bottle of Spunk Lube which I was eager to examine.
Did it really look like jizz? Would it easily cling to my sister’s hair if I used it Super Soaker style?
I needed to know these things.
My Squirting Dildo Experience…
Masturbating with the Betty Blaster was slightly different than I expected.
The vibes for me were pretty damn good, and with how ridged it is, I could get more of a focused vibration exactly where I wanted it.
That being said, I think it may have been a bit too hard for me. A little squish at the end sometimes goes farther with my body personally.
There are times when I feel like my cervix is a bit overdramatic and becomes uncomfortable easily.
Also, I think I had it in my mind that when I pressed the button I would basically be pressure washing the inside of my vagina.
I couldn’t really feel the sensation of the release but knew it was there because of the extra slickness while thrusting.
The plus side was I thought that possibly it would feel on the cold side since the Spunk Lube was room temperature and inside my vagina is warmer. That was not an issue at all.
Features to consider…
- This squirting dildo is made with body-safe silicone.
- The Betty Blaster comes with a USB charger for all your powering up needs.
- There are three different vibration levels as well as seven varying patterns.
- This dildo is not only waterproof but submersible, making it easier to clean. It also means that it will stand up in the shower or tub.
- Speaking of standing up… it has a suction cup base, but I wish it was stronger. It would have been a great feature to use in the shower. If only it had the suction strength of my Nyx Dildo.
- The Betty Blaster has two buttons. One serves as a vibration control while the other is in control of “the blasting” itself.
- You can choose from a vanilla or chocolate version of this model. Obviously referencing skin tones.
- There’s a manufacturer’s warranty provided with your purchase. This product is actually produced by Betty’s Toybox themselves.
- My partner hasn’t shown any interest in pegging, so we have not tested this product with a harness, but it is listed as harness compatible.
Loading up…
When you go to fill this squirting dildo, there is a metal ring on the bottom, within the suction cup.
You pull it out to use it as a handle for the little lid of the filling compartment.
Without going crazy, and overfilling it, you load up your semen chamber.
Replace the cap and you’re ready for action.
Whenever you want it to go off you press the button that looks more like a fountain symbol.
Easy peasy.
Measurements:
- Overall Length: 8 inches
- Insertable Length” 6 inches
- Width: 1.6 inches
- Girth: 5.2 inches
About Spunk Lube…
I contacted Spunk Lube before writing this review to find out if they were cruelty-free in their testing process, and the answer is yes.
Thankfully no critter orifices were harmed in the making of this product.
This particular bottle is a water and silicone hybrid. Just writing that makes me think of werewolves.
This Spunk Lube is obviously sex toy compatible (since it did come with a sex toy) as well as latex condom friendly.
It’s listed as scent-free, unflavored, and edible in small amounts. So, don’t go gulping down the bottle.
This Spunk is also hypoallergenic and easy to clean.
Lube Ingredients:
Water, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclohexasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxymethylcellulose, Methylparaben
Cleaning this cock-tastic contraption…
There is more cleaning with a squirting dildo than a solid one.
You have to remove the cap, clean the chamber, and be sure to get all the tiny germs that may want to linger around for next time.
The best thing to do is warm soap and water. Also, since it’s submersible you don’t have to worry about not getting certain areas wet.
Just don’t boil it. Or any other toys that house a motor.
Pretty simple as long as you used the lube, and didn’t decide to get creative with cheese whiz or peanut butter.
Not exactly the explosive dildo volcano I was imagining, but still pretty damn nifty.
Final thoughts on the Betty Blaster…
Although fucking with my sister is an amazing thought, I believe the Betty Blaster is best kept in my toybox for my own personal use. I would say it’s a keeper.
Not to mention I don’t think it would get enough air to reach her. At least out of arms reach. (She’s freakishly strong).
If you too find yourself wanting this particular dildo to fill your netherregions with a lube like ejaculate, you can find them at Betty’s Toybox.
The bundle I have now (Blaster and 8 oz. Spunk Lube) is currently on sale for $99.99.
They also have another bundle that includes the Spunk Lube, but also a strap-on harness for $139.99 (again, on sale at the current time).
For even further savings you can use the code NIKKI at checkout to save an extra 10%. They offer free shipping on orders of $59 or more to the U.S.
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