Sohimi Alfa- Review

Who doesn’t masturbate while on vacation? See how the Sohimi Alfa measured up.

When taking a trip to the sunny Keys we wanted to pack a sexy goodie bag of toys to make our excursion a little more interesting. What did we decide to bring? Our Sohimi Alfa and three of our BigShocked dildos.

The Experience

After reaching our destination without TSA questioning our bag of orgasm-inducing goodness, it was time to get to work.

Yes, I know. You’re not supposed to work on vacation. Shame on us.

Several times I tried to use the oral suction/licking end of the Alfa while having my partner behind me.

It felt amazing for the amount of time that I could hold it into place, but his big goose-egg balls would knock it out of place. Then I would have to mentally take myself away from the experience and readjust.

Although it did stimulate my clit during partnered play, it was far better as a solo jack-it tool.

So, each time we used the Sohimi Alfa during sex it would be more to get me warmed up. My partner would finish and then I would take matters into my own hands.

Using all three features simultaneously made for easy orgasms.

Even though the shaft of the thrusting end was a smaller size, it was made up for by the choice of nine thrusting modes and the ability to direct it to my g-spot and hold it there while the other end gently gobbled my clit.

Features to Consider

  • Sohimi’s Alfa has 10 sucking modes, 5 vibration modes, and nine thrusting modes, all controlled separately with an easy-to-use control panel on the head of the sucking end.

The three buttons are labeled with a mouth (suction), squiggly mountain (vibration), and what could be a vulva or butt-crack (thrusting).

  • The Alfa is made with body-safe silicone and ABS plastic.

  • You can charge this licking, thrusting device by USB. No pesky batteries!

  • The Sohimi Alfa is splashproof, which makes for easy cleaning. I would highly recommend not placing yours in a saltwater pool as I did. That was solely to take some cool pictures.

  • This vibe’s run time is 60 minutes when fully charged. Charging time is one and a half to two hours.

  • Mine is purple but the Alfa also comes in orange.
  • The Alfa is a bit louder than some of the other Sohimi products I’ve tried.

Who would benefit from the Sohimi Alfa?

Someone who would like to experience dual sensations (thrusting/vibration internally and sucking/licking externally) while not wanting to break the bank.

Currently, the price for the Alfa is $50.99 (on sale) at the time of this article.

Or someone who would like to try a thrusting vibrator, vaginally or anally) that can start on a gentler setting and isn’t huge or girthy. A starter anal thrusting toy.

If you are considering the Alfa, you may also want to take a peek at Sohimi’s Clitoral Sucking Vibrator. They have some of the same features and are very close in price.

Final Thoughts

Although this vibe isn’t a top-of-the-line luxury vibe, it had no problem getting me off. It was easy to control with the panel while I was doing the deed and body safe.

You can find it on Sohimi’s website. Their company also runs sales often so you should always be on the lookout for sales they have going on as well as their promotional codes to help you save even more on their super low sex toy prices.

G Jack 2- Review

The G Jack 2 two has a very whimsical appearance with its curved metal inlaid handle and cascading rippled ridges. I chose the Tiffany Mint but they also come in Mystic Noir (black) and Cotton Candy (pale pink). The dreamy qualities don’t end there.

The G Jack two has a very whimsical appearance with its curved metal inlaid handle and cascading rippled ridges. I chose the Tiffany Mint but they also come in Mystic Noir (black) and Cotton Candy (pale pink). The dreamy qualities don’t end there.

What is BIOSKIN?

This product is made using the material bioskin, and oh, my! I love squishing the shaft of this toy in my hand. The company uses the tagline “as close to the human body as possible”. Although for me the statement is debatable, I know where they were going. It is super soft and squishy and honestly reminds me of a stress ball, only better. When I’m playing with it, it reminds me of a large, mint-colored marshmellow.

But is it body safe?

The material that is labeled bioskin is completely wrapped in a layer of hypoallergenic, premium silicone making it body-safe, so you can masturbate to your heart’s content with no worries.

It feels great in my hand, but what about in the twat?

The G Jack 2 would make a wonderful stress toy to use at your desk, but with a price tag of $99.90 it better feel spectacular in other places too, right?

It definitely does! I was a little apprehensive about the G Jack 2’s girth, but with its softness, there were no issues of discomfort. The rippled shape of the shaft allows for fantastic stimulation within the vagina. It is slightly curved and is supposed to be able to be used as a g-spot vibe, but for me personally, direct stimulation compared to other g-spot specific vibrators was hard to obtain. Don’t get me wrong. It reaches all areas inside, but you don’t get pinpoint accuracy.

Another cool feature of the bioskin is that it warms to body temperature easily. So you can quickly warm it up within your lady bits, or you could run some warm water over it before using.

Other features to consider?

The G Jack 2 is waterproof. This makes for easier cleaning as well as gives you the ability to take it in the shower or the bath. What better way to get ready to face the day than knocking out a quick O between washing your hair and sudsing up your butt?

It comes with a magnetic USB charger, which happens to be my favorite kind. I hate the hassle of messing around with batteries and avoid them whenever possible.

I like to plug up my USB toys at my desk throughout the day so that they are ready to use at night. Especially since the day my dog felt the need to eat one specific toy that I was charging on my nightstand. Normally he isn’t a chewer, but apparently, it looked pretty good to him too. May that sex toy rest in peace… or pieces.

A little light on the handle will signal when it’s plugged up and charging by blinking and then continuously light up when it is fully charged.

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The handle itself is pretty unique when it comes to vibrators. The loop makes thrusting and putting pressure on the front wall easy, as well as taking out after getting off.

The looped handle is also where the three-button controls are located. The button with the plus symbol turns Jack on and will increase the intensity. The button with the minus symbol decreases the power level as well as turns it off. And the little wavy symbol allows you to surf through six different vibration patterns.

Speaking of vibrations, how were they?

They were rumbly which was nice, but for me, they could have been stronger. They weren’t what I would consider weak, but my vagina likes a super-strong motor.

Overall, I loved the texture, shape, and look of this vibrator. I would highly recommend it to anyone with a more sensitive vagina or just really likes a girthy toy to insert.

If you are someone who takes a little more umph! to get off this is still a great product, but I would highly advise pairing it with a good bullet. 🙂

You can use the code NIKKINELSON at GVibe.com to get 10% off your purchase of this or other products.

G Pop 2- Review

Color in photo appears lighter than the G Pop 2 really is…

When the G Pop 2 arrived, it was actually smaller than I had expected but very elegant and soft to the touch. The indigo blue is magnificent and has gold gracing the curved handle. You would assume this is the toy royalty must masturbate with.

Our Time With The G Pop 2

We plugged it up for the recommended four hours for the initial charging with the magnetic USB charger (my favorite kind).

That night the experience was highly pleasurable. My love went down on me and after warming me up, turned on our new blue beauty, and slid it inside. The motor was powerful for being so quiet. When inserted you could feel the rumble but the hum was then completely inaudible.

He continued with his feast, getting me off, and then it was time for the tables to turn. It was his chance to try out the new toy because the g-spot vibrator also doubles as a p-spot vibrator. Talk about versatility.

He smoothly inserted the indigo instrument using my slippery fluids as a lubricant. I asked if he was going to turn it on, but apparently, he already had. It’s seriously that quiet!

After the deed was done, I of course had to ask how his experience went. He adored it as much as I had. The motor is pretty strong for its size, it hits just the right places, and the neck is very slender where the sphincter muscles can relax while still being stimulated within.

Since I have a growing stockpile of toys, we decided to make this one of his and after cleaning it, lovingly tucked it in for the night, in our tote labeled prostate.

All in all, we both agree that this is a fabulous toy for both sexes and would definitely recommend to a friend or gladly give as a gift.

Other features to consider:

It is completely waterproof and submergible making it great for bath-time fun and super easy for cleaning.

When using lubricant you want to go with water-based to best care for the silicone coating.

It is both hypoallergenic and made with a premium medical silicone, making it body-safe.

It features six different vibration modes. Three are constant vibrations increating in intensity and three are patterns.

So, for a pleasure product that fits both his and her needs, consider getting a G Pop 2!

G Pop 2 can be purchased at Gvibe.com. If you use the code NIKKINELSON you will receive 10% off your purchase.