Lips of an Angel or Nightmare? The Face Pocket Pussy

Launching into the review of the Face Designed Pocket Pussy by Sohimi, I would just like to say thank you to my boyfriend for his undying support. Unquestionably always willing to lend a hand or his penis whenever I have a need… or a product with an orifice that needs a good stuffing. There are … Continue reading Lips of an Angel or Nightmare? The Face Pocket Pussy

Orange County Cutie- Review

When I snagged this Orange County Cutie in the mail I was super stoked. I was hoping it's functionality could compete with its mango colored beauty. With its three stellar thrusting speeds and ten vibration, pulsation, and escalation functions I was down with this legit love stick. I learned just how epic Calexotics toys can … Continue reading Orange County Cutie- Review

Tethys G-Spot Vibrator- Review

Opening the Tethys by Viotec is easily comparable to opening an expensive box of chocolates. Both are super exciting, you are eager to dig right in, and it is literally packaged like an elegant cocoa confection. The box is beautiful yet simply designed and contains a thin translucent sheet, with Viotec charmingly scrolled, atop the … Continue reading Tethys G-Spot Vibrator- Review

Aneros Eupho Syn- Review

My partner has always been amazingly supportive of me on my quest to review a wide variety of toys. Of course, it probably helps that he gets to play and get laid, but supportive none the less. When Aneros offered me my pick of their male prostate massagers, I thought that maybe he would run … Continue reading Aneros Eupho Syn- Review

Clone-A-Willy + Balls Kit- Review

Our Adventure Begins... The days were long and the nights were longer on my expedition to clone my partner's cock. We have been bestowed the task of creating a detailed replica of my love's genitals, given all the supplies needed, but unaware of the misfortunes that awaited us. I scoured the great archives of Youtube … Continue reading Clone-A-Willy + Balls Kit- Review

Essential Pleasure Tape for Those Looking for a Terrific Bind

Yes, this is my ass. You're welcome. Itching to be bound? If you've heard the term Tie Me Up Tuesday and thought that was a phrase you could get behind, this pleasure tape may be for you. Yes, you! It is an amazing bondage tool for the restraint novice considering there's little to no bite … Continue reading Essential Pleasure Tape for Those Looking for a Terrific Bind