Recently I had a longer package delivered, and silly me, I thought it was going to be boring truck parts. So, I wasn't in a rush to open it. Boy was I wrong… What do you get when you receive a spreader bar, braided flogger, and acrylic spanker in the mail? Answer? One hell of … Continue reading Deliciously Scandalous BDSM Gear from the Saffron Line
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Reviewing the Insanely Large Wander Woman by Satisfyer
Ever since I was a young girl I dreamed that one day I would be fortunate enough to masturbate with a silicone coated walrus tusk.
Shower Masturbation, the Simple Joy of Touching Yourself
For hygiene purposes, you need to wash your ass anyway, so why not make the most of it and take advantage of yourself while you're there?
Pink Box Toy Shop (Now Pussy Punch Toys)
I was stoked to feel reassured that a black and yellow Hufflepuff dildo wasn't as insane of a request as I possibly thought.
Keeping Your Wallet Happy- The Sohimi Clitoral Sucking Vibrator
Although the vibrations of the shaft aren't the greatest, I adored the middle motor that thudded rapidly against my G-Spot.
How Enjoyable is the Whimsical Yum Yum Dildo?
NS Novelties created a dildo that would make Dr. Seuss proud. Check out the Colour Pleasures Yum Yum Dildo Review.
Helpful Picky Puss Guide to Finding the Right Lubricant
I give you lubricants I've tested that are easy on my dangly bits and aren't tested on bitty rabbit genitalia!
Sometimes Vampires Sparkle, and Now Dildos Do Too- Lucky Review
Okay, I don't think that a raccoon is my spirit animal exactly, but I was drawn to the Avant Lucky like any trash panda would be
Clone-A-Pussy: An Easy Step by Step Guide
Are you in the market for an adult craft project? Perhaps you would love the in-home pussy molding kit to make for a loved one to remember you by? Maybe you want to make one to secretly mail to that dude you like? Hell, or the one you hate... Van Gough sent a ear, you … Continue reading Clone-A-Pussy: An Easy Step by Step Guide
Review of the Santa Barbara Surfer from Calexotics
It's like a wave running down the shaft. Or imagine there are tiny hula-hoops twirling throughout the base.