Fucking Prince Albert

When my boyfriend was a hot young stud, in his early twenties, he had some friends that said he wouldn't get his dick pierced. Obviously, he couldn't let what equated to a man version of a triple dog dare go undone. My babe isn't a puss. Thus the huge metal jewelry that always adorns his … Continue reading Fucking Prince Albert

Sohimi Face Pocket Pussy- Review

Launching into the review of the Face Designed Pocket Pussy by Sohimi, I would just like to say thank you to my boyfriend for his undying support. Unquestionably always willing to lend a hand or his penis whenever I have a need… or a product with an orifice that needs a good stuffing. There are … Continue reading Sohimi Face Pocket Pussy- Review

Charm Me by Calexotics- Review

So far I have sincerely enjoyed every Calexotics product that has come into contact with my nether regions. So, when I received my Charm Me from their new Slay line, I thought surely be love at first vibration. My Eh experience… Charm Me seemed pretty enthusiastic and raring to go in my hand fully charged, … Continue reading Charm Me by Calexotics- Review

Tahoe Temptation- Review

The Tahoe is a strong, rumbly motored rabbit-styled vibrator that had me cumming with ease. New from Calexotics California Dreaming Line.

Pocket Pussy- Origins

I can think of no better quote to rip off for this article than "Necessity is the mother of invention". In the beginning, when man had pretty clear-cut needs, he took it upon himself to create some tools from rocks, unravel the mysteries of using fire, and the designing of the wheel. He kept himself … Continue reading Pocket Pussy- Origins

Tenga Aero- One Silver Ring To Rule Them All- Review

Are you a penis owner? Would you like to experience Pleasure From Suctioning Surfaces with said penis? Oh, do I have just the review for you!

Viotec Vibrators- Metis and Manto- Review

Have you had the experience of using a touch panel vibrator yet? Get on the level and see how Viotec brings technology and pleasure together.

Tenga Disposable Cups- A 16 Day Challenge

Tenga, a wonder company when it comes to masturbatory devices for penises, contacted me with the opportunity to participate in their 16-day disposable cup challenge. Unfortunately, I myself do not possess the phallic body-part needed to judge the products, but my lover was more than happy to lend his for such a worthy cause. What … Continue reading Tenga Disposable Cups- A 16 Day Challenge

Nyx by Sportsheets- Review

Nyx is the smallest in the Nexus Collection by Sportsheets. Although phallic, it is not super dick-o-licious like most dildos. The shape leaves more to the imagination, so if you must see a dimpled cock head and veiny outlines before slowly sliding it into one of your orifices this may not be the toy for … Continue reading Nyx by Sportsheets- Review