BigShocked Fantasy Dildos

BigShocked creates body-safe silicone dildos to fit the needs of many different categories of erotic fantasy roll-playing.

When your boyfriend suggests a week-long trip to the Florida Keys, of course, you throw together a bag of sex toys for your excursion. In our naughty trip bag? Three fantasy dildos by Bigshocked (Elf, Dryad, and Dwarf) and the Sohimi Alfa.

Oh, how shocked TSA would be if they felt the need to take a peek inside that backpack.  

Who knows? Maybe they’re used to finding kinky delights in travelers’ bags.

Haven’t heard of BigShocked?

Neither had I before I was approached by one of their team members earlier this year and after getting to know three of their fantasy-inspired dildos on a personal level, I’m surprised they aren’t better known in the sex toy review community.

They got their start in the dildo slinging business back in 2014 by their founder JOOL.

Besides the obvious plethora of creature penises to pick from I also noticed that their products are very reasonably priced. Normally, you would pay an arm and a leg for a much smaller silicone love plunger to pleasure your favorite orifices.

Okay, so back to me and my dildos.

Although this company has a very wide range of dildos in various genres, I decided on three from their fantasy category.

Elf in the Taurus color scheme ($36.99)

My elf dildo was the softest of the three but was not super squishable in my hand. This would be one of the better dildos to start with if you are looking into different texture sensations. It is milder and not ridged, so it would work well for a beginner.

Elf is a hand-poured dildo using body-safe, platinum silicone. 

Phthalates free.

Elf is compatible with water-based lubricants.

Firmness: Medium Super Soft Shore A 20-50

The can matching the toy so well was a happy accident.

Approximate Measurements (inches):

Total Length: 8.07″

Insertable Length: 6.88″

Diameter of Head: 1.57″, 

Diameter of mid Shaft: 1.89″

Diameter of lower shaft: 2.09″

Dwarf in Graffiti color scheme ($52.00)

This behemoth shocked the crap out of me. Apparently, I didn’t pay enough attention to the description when I was picking out which dildos I wanted for my article. With a name like “Dwarf”, I was expecting it to be sized much smaller.  

I was severely mistaken.  

It was by far the largest. I mean just a girthy monster.


Dwarf is hand-poured using body-safe platinum silicone.

Phthalates free.

Dwarf is best used with water-based lubricant.

Firmness: Medium Super Soft Shore A 10-50

Approximate Measurements (inches):

Total Length: 8.26″

Insertable Length: 6.7″

Diameter of Head: 1.77″

Diameter of mid Shaft: 2.56″

Diameter of lower shaft: 2.6″

Dryad in Flame color scheme ($42.99)

Of the three this was the most textured and firm of the three I was sent. No flopping when waggling it around like a small sword.

This is for someone with a more experienced hole and enjoys insane texture sensations. Although I like some, this one is just a bit much for me personally.

Dryad is hand-poured using body-safe platinum silicone.

Phthalates free.

Dryad is best used with water-based lubricant. 

Firmness: Medium Super Soft Shore A 10-50

Approximate Measurements (inches):

Total Length: 7.54″

Insertable Length: 6.1″

Diameter of Head: 1.57″

Diameter of mid Shaft: 2.36″

Diameter of lower shaft: 2.36″

What does BigShocked have to offer?

BigShocked currently has seven categories of silicone pork swords (fantasy, animal, horse, dog, alien, monster, and your average vibrating). Yes, I’m aware that horse and dog could fall under the animal category, but they have enough of each that they’ve earned their own heading on the BigShocked website.

If you have ever asked yourself “I wonder what it would be like to be fucked by a well-endowed crocodile”, not only can this company help you out with that very unique fantasy, but they also give you some cool color schemes to pick from.

Most toys are available in several options. Some choices are:

Final thoughts.

I loved looking through the many unique shlongs they had to offer as well as the descriptions they had for many of the fantasy/monsters since you may not know what some of them are.  

Surely, most people get a mental image when you read whale or donkey, but someone might not know what the hell a hydra is and need clarification. 

This would be a perfect place to shop if you are wanting to try out a variety of different textures on your soft, naughty bits without putting a huge dent in your wallet.

This company would obviously be great for any person or couple wanting to engage in fantasy role-playing. Some of the dildos could be useable with a harness, but I didn’t see anywhere on the site where it has them listed. You would have to pay close attention to the details in the description to determine whether they seem compatible.

Big thanks to my love’s aunt and uncle for letting us tote dildos around their beautiful backyard. It was fantastic to get some tropical pictures without distressing the public. If we had taken them to the beach, I think we may have gotten some negative looks at least.

5 Tips to Consider Before Becoming a Webcam Model

Modeling platforms- where voyeurism and exhibitionism can come together for mutually satisfying interactions. Read on for tips to get started

Webcam modeling is far from new but has definitely increased in popularity in recent years.

Modeling platforms are now a special place where those who fancy voyeurism and exhibitionism can come together for mutually satisfying interactions.

If you believe modeling is the creative outlet you’ve been craving, here are some tips to implement when getting started.

1.) Have the Proper Equipment

When starting out you may not have the funds to purchase all of the best equipment on the market, but the gadgets you use need to be at least decent quality.

Nobody wants to jack it to a blurry or pixilated twat when we’re now so technologically advanced as a society.

You can gradually upgrade your webcamming toolbelt to increase the quality of your videos.

You can achieve this with your own hard-earned funds or by installing an Amazon Wishlist in your webcam modeling profile like many others.

2). Investigate

Of course, you want to learn all the basics for setting up an account, so you’ve probably Googled the shit out of webcamming for beginners. I’m guessing that’s how the majority of you found this article. However, you need to look at established profiles as well.

When I started my sex blog, I looked at other sex bloggers that inspired me and tried to understand what they did to become successful. I let their knowledge of what works influence how I built my website while making it my own.

The same concept applies to crafting a webcam model presence online. See what others who are flourishing in your field are doing well, and then model yourself while adding your own personality.

Use them as a guide but don’t copy. You want your content to still be unique and make your patrons want to return for more of what only you can offer.

3.) Create an Attractive Webcam Profile

When a potential viewer is browsing through the plethora of profiles, what is it about yours that is going to hold their attention? What is going to make them stay, or even follow you rather, than skip on their merry, horny way to the next performer?

You have to stand out, and besides quality content, having a banging profile is the best way to grab potential viewers’ eyeballs, and keep them glued to what you have to offer.

If you have done your research on becoming a webcam model, you have surely come across Chaturbate. Maybe it was the site that inspired you to want to model in the first place.

If not, Chaturbate is a free webcamming platform that allows you to earn money from viewers through tips and viewing private shows.

When it comes to this specific platform, you’re in luck.

A website called Designurbate offers free themes to performers along with the tools to customize a unique profile, letting you stand out from the rest.

Be the sexy unicorn you desire.

Exactly what special features does Designurbate offer that other profiles may neglect to add?

  • The ability to add your social media links, so your followers are able to see what you are up to and any special promotions you may be running at the time. There is also the option to add social media icons to make your profile more aesthetically pleasing and interactive.

  • They allow you to add a background image to your Chaturbate profile page to help you stand out.

  • They give the option of having clickable images to direct your viewers to links both on and off the Chaturbate platform. This gives you the ability to drive your traffic wherever you desire.

  • You can add a DCMA logo to your material to help deter unsavory scoundrels from attempting to steal your precious content.

  • Designurbate makes adding an Amazon Wishlist to your bio super easy. This allows you to earn gifts, such as new camming equipment or anything that tickles your fancy, in addition to earning money. Job perk!

  • You can create customizable tip menus with graphics of your choice to showcase a bit of your personality.

  • You can easily add a legal disclaimer to your material as another way to protect your content.

4.) Be Consistent

Consistency really should be a no-brainer and pretty much applies to content creators in general.

When it comes to being a sex blogger and toy reviewer, if I don’t post new content regularly, I know my readers are going to stop showing up.

They will move on to the next website for all their sex-related informational needs.

The same goes for a webcamming profile. If you have no new material, your viewers are going to move right along to the next guy or gal’s profile they find interesting.

Plus, the more content you have available allows more people to discover you in the first place. You should cast a wider net to reel in more hot and bothered fish.

5.) Promote Yourself

When it comes to content creation, nobody is going to promote your material like you. You want to be successful, and you are the one who is going to reap the benefits of your hard work.

You can cast your promotional sexy fishnet wider by using more than one webcamming platform to showcase your videos.

Social media can be a great asset to content creators of all types. It can help you let your followers know what you’re working on as well as let them see more of your off-set personality.

Unfortunately for us in the sex niche, there are a lot of social media platforms that will flag our every move or even go as far delete our accounts (I’m looking at you Facebook, and Instagram).

I once got flagged for nudity for an up-close face-shot of a ball gag. Nose to chin only. Scandalous, I tell you.

So, whatever social media outlets you choose, be sure to read their terms of service and at least attempt to play by their rules.

Good Luck!

I’m hoping that these tips will help you go forth to be the sexy cam girl (or fella) you wish to be.

If there are any tips not mentioned that you wish to share with others reading this, please feel free to drop them in the comment section below. Sharing is caring!

This article was sponsored by the oh-so-sweet creator couple that artfully developed Designerbate. Without them, I would have had no clue how much went into forging a successful webcam profile.

You can learn more tips on webcamming as a trade by checking out their very informative Designurbate Blog.

Lovense Max 2- Review

If you ever wanted your dick milked while you sat back and relaxed, this might just be the masturbator for you! Meet Max 2 by Lovense.

I can honestly say, that up until this point, my partner has not had so much technology laid on his dick before.

The Max 2, created by Lovense, practically milked his dick with zero effort on his part. That is seriously saying something since his penis runs on the less sensitive end of the spectrum.

What is Max 2?

Well, obviously there was an original Max and this is the new and improved version with more bells and whistles.

Max 2 is a cylinder-esque masturbator loaded with some major dick-pleasing technology. To me, it looks like it would be what people wacked off with aboard the spacecraft on the 100 (an awesome T.V. series).

Its basic function is it vibrates while giving you 360-degree contractions. Meaning? It stimulates you with vibration while practically sucking your penis.

These are the times I wish I could transform my vagina into a dick for a day.

My Partner’s Experience

Well, he works 12-hour shifts at a rugged manly job, and then instead of sex, I whip out this tube for him to get himself off instead. All men love that, I’m sure.

But he’s a trooper and knows that products need reviewing.

After downloading the app, played around with it for a bit, I lubed the squishy entrance hole and lowered it on his shaft.

I then rifled through his playlist since Max 2 can be synced to your music. Such a nifty feature.

We will just say that he preferred the more lively, fast-paced songs.

When I asked if he needed to do a pumping motion, as you would with most other masturbators, he declined. Apparently, he didn’t need it, which was really saying something, since, like I said… he’s not the most sensitive.

While I was in my one little world reading the little informational product pamphlets, he turned it off much sooner than I had anticipated.

Finished, fully satisfied, and milked like a cow.

He even went as far to say that he enjoyed it more than his Tenga Aero (up until now, his favorite toy). The reason he liked the Aero is its suction feature, but it doesn’t compare to the suction Max 2 brings to the table. The Aero also requires a certain amount of elbow grease, whereas this allows you to just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Max 2 Features

The original sleeve (which is the one we use) has different squishy patterns in its canal for multiple sensations.

You can also buy a vagina sleeve separately if you don’t care for the plain jelly doughnut-looking one.

Max 2 has an extended vibrator to stimulate more area of your member.

It comes with a magnetic USB charger, which is always nice.

It’s made of body-safe materials. The sleeve itself is TPE, which is still body-safe but also can be a porous material. That means you should take care while washing it to prolong the lifetime of your toy. The outer casing is made of ABS plastic.

Max 2 has an adjustable vent to allow you more or less suction. There is also a button to release the pressure if you find the sensation to be a bit too much.

There are different ways you can use the app as well virtual reality games that can be linked to your device, which I will talk about below.

Product Measurements:

Length: 9.50 inches
Width: 3.33 inches

It is a behemoth of a masturbator. The largest we’ve added to our collection so far.

Using the App

Max 2 allows you to use your phone in several ways to play with your partner or solo.

This masturbator’s features can be controlled locally or long-distance by your partner.

You also have the ability to sync it with a partnered toy in close proximity or long distance. Nora is a rabbit vibrator that pairs and matches the to the sensations your parner is feeling. Or if you are in a relationship that involves two penises, you can pair it with another Max 2 for an amazing joint masturbation experiance.

Use Max 2 for Virtual Reality Games

There are two VR routes that you could go for using Lovense toys. I’ve used toned down pictures for this review, but both games are deliciously more graphic.

Mirror Life

Mirror Life is a game that you can play online for solo sexy fun. I strongly encourage you to watch their demo video if you consider yourself a gamer or a sexually visual person.

You sync it to your Max 2 to the game and it allows you to pick your poses with your virtual partner and your toy will respond with the coordinating sensations.

Their website says that they are currently working on more VR worlds and characters.

Mirror Life is VR headset compatible so you can enjoy a 360 degree view.

You are able to choose your vantage point, including first person.

Lovense 3DX Chat

With this 3D sex online game you can be a character of your choosing and interact with other hot and bothered individuals online.

Here you have the option to have sex with someone else virtually. 3DX Chat also doesn’t discriminate. You can have sex with any gender combination.

You also have the ability to have a threesome with partners of your choosing.

All this steamy goodness again hooks up to Max 2 so you are sure to feel the full experience.

In this 3D world you are able to visit different locations, make relationships, build a house, and even get married.

Again, I would advise you to check out their demo video if this sounds interesting. It is amazing how far technology has come.

This would be an amazing platform for couples that are in long distance relationships. You could be virtually having sex with your partner’s character they’ve created, as well as sharing in the same sensations.

Final thoughts

If you have a penis, like technology, and would love the orgasm milked straight from your dick, my partner and I would highly recommend Max 2.

If you believe you need a Max 2 in your life you can purchase it at At the time of this article the normal retail price is $199, but sometimes they go on sale.

(Limited time sales price $109)

Pillow Talk Lively- Review

Never have I ever used a Pillow Talk toy before now. I can see now just how much I was missing out.

I had no idea that I was depriving my vagina.

When I was offered Lively for a review, I thought that it was on the prettier side for a vibrator, but I didn’t realize just how fabulous this rabbit vibe would turn out to be.

My vagina is no stranger to gobbling rabbits, but this one had some tricks up its sleeve.

The Experience

Reviewing sex toys isn’t always sexy scenarios and lit candles. Sometimes it’s just me, laying in bed, getting off while I rewatch season two of Reign on Netflix.

This was the case for my first go with Lively. And I was so shocked when I realized that after lubing up, selecting a setting, and inserting, there was seriously nothing left that I needed to do.

Lively took over.

I did not even need to hold this vibrator in place, let alone put any effort into thrusting.

Like my Santa Barbra Surfer, this vibrator rotates, but Lively took it to a whole new level. My G-Spot was easily stimulated, only made better when I clenched my pelvic muscles.

The little clit tickling arm vibrated my sensitive bud as well as kind of massaged it with the motion from the base rotating.

All I had to do was lay back and enjoy the sensations which way too quickly added up to an easy orgasm.

Yes. In my case, hands-free orgasms. A dream come true for the lazy masturbator.

Disclaimer: If you are looking for a toy to practice edging, this is not it.

If there was a downside to Lively it would have to be that the little clit-bud fingers used to hold the stimulator in place, are somewhat pointy. They are soft but when my clit was super sensitive the poke of them rubbing, at one point, was almost too much.

Besides that, I have absolutely nothing negative to say.


Pillow Talk Lively is made out of silicone making it perfectly body-safe. Since it is a silicone product, you are going to want to go with a water-based lubricant.

There are two buttons used to control Lively. There is one silicone coated one on the handle used to control the functions of the motors and the other is a Swarovski crystal located on the bottom of the handle to adjust speed.

Pillow Talk Lively is a dual motor vibrator.

You can charge this vibrator with its USB charging cord. This girl detests batteries, so being USB rechargeable is always a welcome feature. The cord also comes with a little sticker tag on it labeled “Lively”. This may not be important to some, but when you have a shit ton of cords around your room for so many sex toys and miscellaneous electronics, that little tag is a very welcome feature.

Not only is the packaging nice, but this vibrator also comes with a nice silky storage bag decked out with the Pillow Talk label.

Lively also comes with a bitty cleaning brush that helps with the silver band that wraps around the base as well as the little clit stimulating flower. This product is water-resistant for easier cleaning, however, it is not submersible.

Not only does Pillow Talk Lively vibrate, but it also has the oh-so-fucking-amazing rotating feature that I have come to love so much.

You can get your very own Lively in the standard Pillow Talk colors of either teal or pink.

This vibrator comes with a one-year warranty.

Lively comes with a convenient travel lock for all of your masturbating away from home needs. Or you could just be a weirdo like me and carry random vibrators and dildos in your purse. Either way, if it powers on at an inopportune moment you may get odd looks. Trust me.

It is also both latex and phthalate-free.


  • Length: 9.4 inches total, 5 inches insertable
  • Width: 1.4 inches at the widest point

Final thoughts

Lively was the first toy I have tried from the Pillow Talk line and it will surely not be the last. To say that it knocked my Christmas patterned fuzzy socks off would be an understatement.

If you would like to make a Pillow Talk Lively one of the treasures in your nightstand drawer, you can find them at Betty’s Toy Box. Currently, at the time of this article, they are $84.99 plus free shipping.

You can also use the code NIKKI at check out to score an additional 10% off.

Wet Head Taste Test

Is a flavorful dick at the top of your Christmas list this year? Check out these seasonal flavors to make your penis the most festive of all.

Have you ever gone down on your partner and wished their member tasted like your favorite holiday treat? Or maybe you’ve never thought about it, but now you’re thinking that would be the shit.

While looking through the new products Betty’s Toy Box has stocked recently, I came across Wet Head in five different creative, festive flavors.

Of course, I had to try them out, and yes, I had to do a taste testing with some of my favorite people.

To be honest, we were all quite surprised by how good these sprays were. We thought that we were going to be ranking them by the ones we disliked the least, but some were actually weirdly delicious.

Pumpkin Pie

Candy Cane

White Chocolate Cranberry


So, as you can see, we somehow managed to test them in order of preference. And, Pumpkin Pie was the big winner, followed super close by that sweet Candy Cane.

These flavors aren’t all my cup of tea, but they taste just like their namesake. I’m personally not a fan of real gingerbread or spiced cookies and that is the only reason my scores were low for those two. If you enjoy those around the holidays, I think you would be in for a real treat.

I, however, will stick to building gingerbread houses and not eat them.

A little more about these whistle wetters.

Besides their eerily accurate flavors, these sprays do in fact make your mouth wetter. Not sure if that is a bodily response to one of the ingredients or just because they are so spot on with tasting like their treat namesakes. Either way your kisser will slicker than a reindeer sneeze and ready to take your partner’s Yule log.

These Wet Head Sprays have pretty good scents, but they are very light. I would rather have a hint of good smell than lots of stink any day.

This oral enhancing line is PETA- certified cruelty-free, so you can rest assured that there were no cute, fluffy critters harmed in making these sprays.

If you would like to learn more about some cruelty-free lubricants be sure to check out my Picky Puss Lube Review.

After removing the cap this does come out as a spray, not like a liquid. Kind of like you would use Binaca.

These Holiday Wet Head Sprays are also made without parabens and sugar. I thought that maybe they would dry sticky on my skin, but they kind of just absorbed without any lingering ick. Similar to light body oil sprays.

Final thoughts.

I had a really fun time testing these oral sprays out and am glad that I have people in my life that find my weird requests enjoyable.

Since we were blown away by these little two-ounce bottles of joy, I have decided to spread the holiday joy even further and have added them as an addition to the Christmas gift baskets I’m giving out this year to family.

I can’t wait to see the look on my stepmother’s face.

If you would like to make one of these a stocking stuffer or a treat for yourself you can find them at Betty’s Toy Box. They are currently $12.99 each, but I doubt they’ll be around too long since they are seasonal. Stock up on some Pumpkin Pie while you can.

They offer free shipping to the United States for orders of $59 or more. You can also use the code NIKKI to score an additional 10% off at checkout.

Happy Holidays, guys! May your BJ’s be merry and bright!

Bare Sleeve Masturbator- Review

Finding new ways to stimulate your penis can be so enjoyable. Could slippery spinning around your dick do the trick for you? Read the review!

Penis toys over the years have certainly gotten a lot more interesting. When I checked out the Bare Sleeve Masturbator online at AcmeJoy, I knew that I had to try this carwash-like sleeve on my partner’s dick.

Even if it was a flop, it sure looked like it would be interesting to play with.

Wax on, wax off…

The experience.

When he first saw this venus fly trap looking device, he said it looked like one of the flowers that bite your ass on Super Mario, and I would have to agree.

My partner and I decided to go the route of mutual masturbation for trying out this mouth masturbator.

After making it sing and talk first, of course.

Although he found this spinning mouth masturbator fun to use and said that it did feel quite good, he could not get off with it any of the times he gave it a go. And that was while he was watching me get off in bed with him.

He just kept wacking fruitlessly away. Poor fella.

Full disclosure: he does have a less sensitive penis than some men. An example would be that he doesn’t respond as much as some do with vibration sensations.

So, this specific dick spinner may work for someone who has more sensitive dick meat.

Nobody knows your body like you!

Features to consider with the Bare Sleeve Masturbator.

This masturbator’s sleeve is made of TPE and the handle is ABS plastic. TPE can be a porous material, so be sure that you clean your toy properly with soap and warm water to increase its lifespan and reduce the risk of stowaway bacteria.

AcmeJoy does have a newer version of this Masturbator called the Tornado Masturbator (which right now only costs less than a dollar more!) that is made of silicone which is non-porous and can give you greater peace of mind. It also happens to be deeper along with some other perks you may want to check out. Wink, Wink.

To make cleaning easier, the squishy head detaches from the handle and then can be snapped back into place when dried.

The control buttons are easy to use and marked with three bars for the three different rotation speeds and then two arrows in a circle to change the spin direction. And of course the on/off power button.

The Bare Sleeve Masturbator comes with lots of tooth-like, silicone nubbies. Don’t be alarmed! I promise they do not feel like teeth whatsoever. With a bit of lubricant shot into the mouth beforehand, they will slip quite nicely around your penis.

And, please be sure to use some lube. I would hade to get hate emails saying that you gave your pork swords a snake bite.

This masturbator comes with a charging cable, so no batteries.

Final thoughts.

If you happen to have a more sensitive penis and think that the Bare Sleeve Masturbator needs to be in your life, you can purchase one at the time of this article for $55.90.

Or you could decide to upgrade to the new version of this product (Tornado) for only $56.58! Take the upgrade guys!

They also provide discrete, free shipping on orders over $69.

Sex Toy Gift Guide- 2021

Do you have a picky pecker or puss to buy for this holiday season? Check out my Sex Toy Gift Guide for some ideas for the perfect package.

Are you looking for a spectacular, sexy gift to WOW that special someone on your Christmas list this year? This guide has been made with the hopes of getting some of those mental juices flowing.

Yes, you could just get them some cozy jammies or a new fluffy robe, but sex toys have the ability to give the recipient the joy of orgasms all year long. Longer in fact, if they take care of them properly.

So, what sexy products should you consider in 2021?

If you are shopping for someone with a vagina.

These Calexotics Vibes look so festive in their holiday hats! I couldn’t help myself.

You will find the internet swamped with a plethora of vibrators and dildos. When considering any toy that will fill those oh-so-sensitive orifices you want to make sure that they are made with body-safe materials, such as silicone.

I would recommend a vibrator from the California Dreaming Line by Calexotics. They come in so many different colors and each has specific, unique functions, besides simply vibrating.

I have reviewed the Santa Barbara Surfer, Tahoe Temptation, and the Orange County Cutie so far and they have yet to disappoint.

So, with so many options you can tailor your selection to meet the personality of the person special enough to make your gift giving list this year.

If you are in the market for a dildo you should consider firm/squishiness preferences as well as what the person receiving your gift likes in terms of length and girth.

If you don’t want to ask this particular vagina owner what they would prefer beforehand, it is always better to buy too small, rather than too large.

I personally am fond of my Avant Lucky Sparkle and Super Nova.

Other options for vaginal merriment.

If you are shopping for someone with a clitoris.

Recently, I have reviewed the Domi 2 wand by Lovense and it was quite impressive.

Size-wise it would go in the medium category, but that motor though…

The Domi 2 makes it super easy to cum and the orgasms are spectacular.

It is also app compatible so you can do some crazy shit like change the color of the light band it has wrapped around the handle, sync it to music, or use it for long-distance or same room couples play.

It also comes with attachments that are sold separately if you want to use that feisty motor for g-spot or prostate stimulation. (These attachments happen to be on my Christmas list this year).

Click HERE if you would like to purchase the Domi 2.

Other options for clit stimulating joy.

If you are shopping for someone with a penis.

Still to this day my partner would say that his favorite masturbator so far is the Tenga Aero Silver.

Not only can he wank away in bed or haul it to the shower, but it has the ability to increase the suction with a twist of the wrist. By rotating the silver end he says he can make it feel like he’s either fucking a pussy or an asshole.

Dealer’s choice.

Click HERE if you would like to purchase the Tenga Aero.

Other options for penis presents.

If you are shopping for someone who has a prostate.

My partner and I would highly recommend looking into an Aneros Prostate Massager. They may be pricier than some crap you would find on Amazon, but the cost is well worth it.

They offer a variety of shapes and sizes to meet different sensation preferences.

We have tried the Eupho Syn and Helix Syn versions.

They also are designed to massage the prostate by using your body’s motion to do some just right rubbing instead of solely giving you the feeling of fullness. So, even if you are masturbating, you can tighten your muscles and still reap the rewards. Sex isn’t a requirement… although a perk.

And they are made of good quality materials, so if taken care of properly, they should last a lifetime. Think of it as an investment into happy, healthy prostate-stimulated orgasms.

Click here to purchase the Helix Syn or Eupho.

Other options for prostate stimulating bliss.

If you are shopping for someone on the kinky side.

The Saffron Line by Sporsheest is both well-made and affordable.

Not only is the spreader bar sturdy, but the cuffs used to hold one in place are comfortable and didn’t put my hands and feet to sleep.

I enjoyed the thwap Braided Flogger gave my ass and thighs. It’s so pretty and is made in a cat of nine tales style.

That paddle though… was a bit too much for my rump. It’s so well made, but the smack it gives is for someone who really enjoys a whallop and a red tush. Maybe your sweetie?

Click here to purchase the spreader bar, braided flogger, or spanker.

For someone who is just a little bit extra.

The Betty Blaster Bundle with Spunk Lube might do the trick.

Whether the recipient wants this squirting dildo in the puss or in the ass, this squirting dildo would be happy to oblige.

Not only is it harness compatible, so you can have quality time together, but the Spunk Lube really does look like cum. Plus it happens to be edible in small amounts. One load or two?

To purchase the Betty Blaster Bundle from Betty’s click HERE.

Other extra options.

Still at a loss?

If you are shopping for someone super picky or you just don’t happen to know their sex toy preferences just yet, don’t panic. You can always go the way of the gift card from a reputable sex toy store and let them pick out something to tickle their fancy. It is much better than getting something they wouldn’t enjoy.

Who knows… they might even pick something that you can use together. Unless you’re shopping for someone like your mom. In that case, I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart hope they don’t.

Hope this helps and happy holidays, guys!

Lovense Domi 2- Review

When I received the Domi 2 by Lovense I thought that it would be just like any other wand in its size category.

Yes, it was sleek, but I really didn’t have any outstanding hopes for it.

Then I charged it up, turned it on, and was kind of in awe.

The first setting was super rumbly, yet still had the speed I desired. A great setting for getting the juices flowing and getting turned on with a quickness.

And then after that, there were two even more powerful solid settings that I’ve come to absolutely adore.

After that, the Domi 2 has some patterns, but for the most part, I stick to solid settings. What can I say, it’s just the clit stimulation my body prefers.

I was kinda shocked at the light show that appeared when I turned it on initially. Depending on what setting you have it on depends if you are transported to a night of disco dancing or fucking yourself at a rave drenched in strobe light.

This light color can be changed with the app or you can sync it to music.

While I didn’t mind this while I was alone, I did find it just a bit distracting while getting fucked from behind, in the dark, by my partner.

The experience…

Again, I say that I am in love with the first three settings. They offer an amazing build-up going in order from the slowest rumbly wake my clit up solid pattern to the third can’t help being pushed over the edge setting.

Laying in bed I had no trouble whatsoever achieving multiple orgasms.

The smaller firm head has a bendable neck which allowed me to stimulate not only my clit but all the sensitive nerves buried deeper within my vulva meat. Simply delightful.

One of the best features in my opinion? The controls!

I love when companies make the buttons super straightforward with easy-to-use forward and back buttons instead of making you shuffle all the way through a million different settings that you have no desire using, just to reach the one you initially started with.

You would think user-friendliness would be a no-brainer for those producing sex toys, but alas, it is not normally the case.

I could work my way up using my favorite three, building the speed, and if it ever was too much while orgasming. I could easily lay off the gas by clicking the back button.

It also makes the Domi 2 a great edging tool. Trust me.

The fact that the Domi 2 had such a powerful head that was much smaller than others allowed me to actually insert it vaginally.

Is that the intended purpose?

Probably not, but with being coated in silicone, why not?

It has more punch than a lot of vibrators, which is great for a few inches of stimulation, but obviously not as much as some would desire.

Lucky for us, Lovense realized this wand’s potential and created attachments, not only for G-spots but those with prostates as well.

How thoughtful.

I will definitely be asking Santa for those this year.

Features to consider…

  • The Lovense Domi 2 can be controlled by an app for partnered fun. This allows unlimited vibration patterns and the ability to set vibration levels.

  • You can also pick the color of the light show, by using the app as well as syncing it to music.

  • The app has options for both close range and long-distance control which has the potential to spice up a long-distance relationship.

  • The Domi 2 is made with body-safe silicone but is only splashproof. So, be sure not to submerge it in the tub or while cleaning.

  • This Domi Wand comes with a one-year warranty.

  • You can easily recharge this wand. No batteries are required. The information that comes with this product says that it lasts for five hours of continual use. I used the Domi 2 well, but admit masturbating for five hours straight is quite a stretch for me, so I cannot confirm this statement. 🙂


Length: 9.21 inches
Width of the head: 1.74 inches

Final thoughts…

I was thoroughly impressed with the Lovense Domi 2. It was actually my first Lovense toy experience, so I am looking forward to seeing what other products I can use to diddle my bits.

And I will for sure be looking into their attachments to see if they live up to the experiences I have built up in my head.

If you would like to find a Domi 2 to grace your own nightstand, you can purchase them at

They normally retail for $199, but the Lovense site is awesome about running super great sales. Sometimes up to 50% off so don’t miss out checking on the price.

Squirting Dildo, Betty Blaster- Review

Ejaculating good fun for solo use or with a partner. Check out this squirting dildo review of the Betty Blaster.

**(Be sure to check out the video farther down the page)**

Many a vagina have encountered a dildo of some sort, but has yours met the Betty Blaster? Yep, it’s a squirting dildo.

Not too long ago I decided to round up my Betty Bucks from Betty’s Toybox and wasn’t sure what I wanted to blow my loot on.

Then I saw their bundle page and the Blaster caught my eye. If it ended up being a total flop, I could always just use it to squirt my unsuspecting sister.

Muh ha ha ha ha! That would make it worth it on its own.

Surprisingly, I have never tried any squirting dildo out myself, and the Betty Blaster looked like it could be interesting. Plus it came with an 8 oz. bottle of Spunk Lube which I was eager to examine.

Did it really look like jizz? Would it easily cling to my sister’s hair if I used it Super Soaker style?

I needed to know these things.

The experience…

Masturbating with the Betty Blaster was slightly different than I expected.

The vibes for me were pretty damn good, and with how ridged it is, I could get more of a focused vibration exactly where I wanted it.

That being said, I think it may have been a bit too hard for me. A little squish at the end sometimes goes farther with my body personally.

There are times when I feel like my cervix is a bit overdramatic and becomes uncomfortable easily.

Also, I think I had it in my mind that when I pressed the button I would basically be pressure washing the inside of my vagina.

I couldn’t really feel the sensation of the release but knew it was there because of the extra slickness while thrusting.

The plus side was I thought that possibly it would feel on the cold side since the Spunk Lube was room temperature and inside my vagina is warmer. That was not an issue at all.

Features to consider…

  • This squirting dildo is made with body-safe silicone.
  • The Betty Blaster comes with a USB charger for all your powering up needs.
  • There are three different vibration levels as well as seven varying patterns.
  • This dildo is not only waterproof but submersible, making it easier to clean. It also means that it will stand up in the shower or tub.
  • Speaking of standing up… it has a suction cup base, but I wish it was stronger. It would have been a great feature to use in the shower. If only it had the suction strength of my Nyx Dildo.
  • The Betty Blaster has two buttons. One serves as a vibration control while the other is in control of “the blasting” itself.
  • You can choose from a vanilla or chocolate version of this model. Obviously referencing skin tones.
  • There’s a manufacturer’s warranty provided with your purchase. This product is actually produced by Betty’s Toybox themselves.
  • My partner hasn’t shown any interest in pegging, so we have not tested this product with a harness, but it is listed as harness compatible.

Loading up…

When you go to fill this squirting dildo, there is a metal ring on the bottom, within the suction cup.

You pull it out to use it as a handle for the little lid of the filling compartment.

Without going crazy, and overfilling it, you load up your semen chamber.

Replace the cap and you’re ready for action.

Whenever you want it to go off you press the button that looks more like a fountain symbol.

Easy peasy.


  • Overall Length: 8 inches
  • Insertable Length” 6 inches
  • Width: 1.6 inches
  • Girth: 5.2 inches

About Spunk Lube…

I contacted Spunk Lube before writing this review to find out if they were cruelty-free in their testing process, and the answer is yes.

Thankfully no critter orifices were harmed in the making of this product.

This particular bottle is a water and silicone hybrid. Just writing that makes me think of werewolves.

This Spunk Lube is obviously sex toy compatible (since it did come with a sex toy) as well as latex condom friendly.

It’s listed as scent-free, unflavored, and edible in small amounts. So, don’t go gulping down the bottle.

This Spunk is also hypoallergenic and easy to clean.

Lube Ingredients:

Water, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclohexasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxymethylcellulose, Methylparaben

Cleaning this cock-tastic contraption…

There is more cleaning with a squirting dildo than a solid one.

You have to remove the cap, clean the chamber, and be sure to get all the tiny germs that may want to linger around for next time.

The best thing to do is warm soap and water. Also, since it’s submersible you don’t have to worry about not getting certain areas wet.

Just don’t boil it. Or any other toys that house a motor.

Pretty simple as long as you used the lube, and didn’t decide to get creative with cheese whiz or peanut butter.

Not exactly the explosive dildo volcano I was imagining, but still pretty damn nifty.

Final thoughts on the Betty Blaster…

Although fucking with my sister is an amazing thought, I believe the Betty Blaster is best kept in my toybox for my own personal use. I would say it’s a keeper.

Not to mention I don’t think it would get enough air to reach her. At least out of arms reach. (She’s freakishly strong).

If you too find yourself wanting this particular dildo to fill your netherregions with a lube like ejaculate, you can find them at Betty’s Toybox.

The bundle I have now (Blaster and 8 oz. Spunk Lube) is currently on sale for $99.99.

They also have another bundle that includes the Spunk Lube, but also a strap-on harness for $139.99 (again, on sale at the current time).

For even further savings you can use the code NIKKI at checkout to save an extra 10%. They offer free shipping on orders of $59 or more to the U.S.

Black Friday and Cyber Monday Sex Toy Sales- 2021

Throughout the rest of the month I will be updating the lists as companies give me their sale information.

Whether you are looking to purchase sex toys for yourself or someone special to you, this holiday season, you’ve come to the right place. Throughout the rest of the month I will be updating the lists as companies give me their sale information.


By Company:

Sale Details:

Offer: Up to 50% off Hot Octopuss

Valid:  15th – 30th November 2021

How To Redeem:  The site will reflect the relevant promo codes and customers simply need to apply this at checkout.

T&C’s:  Subject to available stock. One discount code can be used per order.

Offer: Up to 50% Discount at Betty’s Toy Box

Valid:  Friday November 26th to midnight Monday November 29th 2021.

Sale Details:

Offer: 15% Discount for orders over $99 on Sohimi Products

Valid:  10th – 17th November 2021

Sale Details:

Offer: Up to 20% off Hismith Sex Machines and other products.

Valid:  15th – 30th November 2021.

How To Redeem:  Get 15% off orders over $700 with code: HISMITH15

Get 20% off orders over $800 with code HISMITH20

Sale Details:

Offer: Up to 20% off Stockroom Bondage Gear.

Valid:  Until November 14th 2021.

How To Redeem:  Current Sales Prices shown on site. No code needed.

Sale Details:

Offer: Up to 25% off Sockroom

Valid:  Information coming soon.

How To Redeem:  Most likely sales prices will be shown on the site without the need of a code- like week 2.

The Vibed

Offer: 30% off all products

Valid: Black Friday and Cyber Monday

Viotec USA

Sale Details:

Offer: 40% off for Black Friday 11/26 @ 12:00 am EST – 11/28 @ 11:59 pm EST.

Valid: November 26th 2021


20% off site-wide

40% off LELO SONA 2 Cruise (in 3 colours)

40% off LELO F1S V2 (in 2 colours)

30% off Golden Moments Collection by Womanizer and We-Vibe (Womanizer Premium & We-Vibe Chorus) – Sale Price $244.99 normal retail: $214.99 and $209.99

Buy 2 Get One Free on Foria Awaken Arousal Oil

Early To Bed

Cyber Thursday- Monday  


10% off site-wide with Coupon MONDAY21

Extra 10% off Satisfyer, We-Vibe and Womanizer, Fun Factory (20% off total)

Please come back often. This list will be updated all through the month of November!