The Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro is the perfect product for someone who wants to explore pinpoint stimulation to their vulva on a budget ($35.99).
Of course, you can always use it to tickle other erogenous zones as well.
When I first saw it my mind went straight to the Zumio S and Zumio X that I’ve previously reviewed. I wondered how this much cheaper toy could compete with a product that has gotten so much good press and a price tag of over a hundred bucks.
How Was The Orgasm Monster Pro In Use?
My Experience During the review process, I’ve used this both alone and with my Nanci Prime Thruster.
Alone, I was surprised at how comparable it is to a Zumio. Is it as good? Not exactly, but for the price I was pleased with the quality, and I honestly prefer the handle shape a bit better as far as gripping goes.
The head was more similar to the Zumio S model than the X since it has the broader head. One difference though is that the Orgasm Monster Pro vibrates where as the Zumio gives you the vibration feeling through rotation.
This is a great toy to just knock out a quick orgasm (or two) before work.
When I used it with Nanci? There were fireworks!
Those were the orgasms that left me in warm wet mini puddles. Can orgasms get any better?
Package Contents:
- 1 Orgasm Monster Pro Vibrator
- 2 Silicone Heads (Bunny Ears & Little Mouth)
- 1 USB Magnetic Charging Cable
- 1 Silky Drawstring Pouch (For Storage)
- 1 User’s Manual
Measurements:
- Length: 7.9 inches head to tip
- Width: 1.5 inches at the wides point
Orgasm Monser Pro Features
Attachment Heads
The Orgasm Monster Pro comes with its attached rounded end and two attachment heads that can be added to the end for different sensations. To change simply press a new one onto the end and to remove you just pull it straight off.
One is the little bunny ears which are nice to put on either side of your clit or the little mouth with the flicking tongue tip.
My favorite just happens to be the rounded OG one.
My least would have to be the mouth since you have to be very careful and use it lightly not to bog down the tongue.
Vibration & Modes
The Orgasm Monster has 7 vibration patterns to choose from as well as solid modes, which is my preference.
It is more powerful than the price would lead you to believe, but the vibrations are buzzy and not as powerful as a Zumio. Again, this product is only a fraction of the cost though, so that’s to be expected.
To turn on you simply hold down the sole button on the handle for a second and then single press to sift through the patterns until you find something that tickles your fancy.
Materials
This product is made of ABS plastic and body-safe silicone. Since it has silicone, if you are going to get all slippery be sure to go with a water-based lubricant so you protect the integrity of your toy.
Cleaning & Water Resistance
The Orgasm Monster Pro is a waterproof toy, not just water-resistant. This means that you can submerge it in a nice relaxing bath or use it in the shower.
This also means easy cleaning since you don’t have to worry about getting water in a charging port. Yay!
To clean, simply use a mild soap and warm water. Then dry with a clean towel or allow to air dry before storing in your pouch.
You can also clean it in the shower/tub and kill two birds with one stone. Although I don’t really understand that saying. Why are we wanting to kill the birds?
Charging & Battery
The Orgasm Monster Pro comes with a magnetic USB charger (my favorite kind) for ease of use when you want to juice.
The battery in this product is a lithium-ion.
Final Thoughts
This is a product I would highly recommend to someone who’s wanted to try a Zumio but just didn’t want to fork over that kind of moola. Or someone who just really likes direct, pin point clit stimulation.
You can get your very own Orgasm Monster Pro for $35.99 on the Funzze website. Funzze has quite a few other budget friendly toys that are worth checking out like their vibrating anal beads and large wand massager.
They also offer free shipping on orders $59 and up.
