These are not the beads you procure by flashing your boobs, but anal beads can be just as fun for the right person with the right attitude.
Although I have been dabbling in anal play a bit lately, I gladly handed this product over for testing. Luckily for me, he was more than willing to test drive this string of vibrating beads.
My Partners Experience with the Funzze Anal Beads
My partner has reviewed a few anal toys at my request, but normally they are more geared to direct prostate stimulation. Specifically, prostate massagers.
Although this one was far longer, it was less girth and easier for him to acclimate himself.
We slowly fed this string of beads up his eager pink starfish using a lot of water-based lubricant.
The first setting when turning this product on was stronger than expected, and he opted for a less intense pattern. Normally, he likes the vibration stronger, but with three separate motors, as well as the stimulation from the beads sliding around, the intensity was a bit overwhelming, yet pleasurable.
While on the lower setting and with me sliding the beads around for him, he was able to get off pretty easily.
I will say that his orgasm wasn’t as strong or the load as big as when using a massager specific to the prostate, but he enjoyed the toy and the different sensations it brought.
And using it for masturbation made the experience better than wacking it alone.
Measurements
- Entire Toy Length: 10.3 inches
- Insertable Length: 7.4 inches
- Girth of Bead 1: 3.1 inches around
- Girth of Bead 2: 3.5 inches
- Girth of Bead 3: 4 inches
Remember that the bead measurements is the length wrapped around measuring the girth and not the distance across.
Features of the Funzze Anal Beads
Motors and Modes
These Funzze Anal beads come with three separate motors that are spaced throughout the love knots on this wand. There are also 10 patterns that you can choose from.
The vibrations would be more buzzy than rumbly, but have more power than I was expecting (especially on the solid setting).
Although I prefer my vibes solid, my partner seemed to gravitate toward the varied patterns. To turn this set of vibrating anal beads you hold down the power button for a few seconds and then rifle through the patterns by pressing the other button with the wavy line (vibration).
The handle makes control and/or thrusting easy to achieve and the buttons are easy to navigate while using.
Materials
This vibrating wand of beads is made with body-safe silicone. Most of the toy is wrapped in it with the exception of the handle’s end. The slick end of the handle is ABS plastic.
Cost & Warranty
The price of the Funzze Anal Beads is low, at only $37.99 at the time of this article, making it a great budget-friendly toy.
Funzze also adds a one-year warranty covering the basics such as a replacement for any issues related to defects or issues with the toy’s function. So not only is it not going to break the bank, but you have the peace of mind of knowing that you can enjoy it for at least a year if you are treating it with the proper care.
As this product is made with silicone you should strive to use a water-based lubricant so you don’t ruin the integrity of the toy. And with any back door play, you want to use copious amouts of it. That’s right! You never want to raw dog your fart box.
Cleaning & Care
This toy is splash-proof, not waterproof, which makes it easy to clean. You just need to be sure to not submerge your toy in water.
To clean these anal beads you should use a mild soap with warm water to get rid of any bacteria.
Then you should let air dry or pat until with a clean cloth towel or paper towel.
Charging & Battery
This product comes with a magnetic USB charger (my favorite kind as far as convenience).
For these anal beads, the initial charge time is 2 hours which will give you 1 hour of playtime.
This product is equipt with a lithium-ion battery.
Final Thoughts
Although this product isn’t specifically geared towards direct stimulation of the prostate, it does arouse a good portion of the anal canal as well as hit the prostate with its beaded shape, as well as vibration.
It would also be a great starter toy for someone looking to get into anal play, as the beaded knots aren’t super girthy. You can also choose how much you wish to insert and work yourself up to the full insertable length.
At the time of this article, the Funzze Anal Beads are priced at $37.99 making them a very budget-friendly option. They also offer free shipping on orders over $59.
