The Funzze Massager Review- A Bargain Hunter’s Delight

There are times when big-name brands are worth the extra cost when purchasing sex toys. Then there are times when you try out lower-cost products, and are pleasantly surprised with the value they possess. Case and point with the Funzze Massager.

When I first received the Funzze Massager I found myself hopeful, but in all honesty, I wasn’t overly excited.

Priced at only $29.99 on their site for such a large wand, my expectations were low. Especially with its light-weightedness, I figured this massaging wand would be about as useful as Ron Weasley’s wand after crashing into the Whomping Willow.

I’m happy to report that first impressions can be delightfully incorrect.

My Experience

Using the Funzze Massager was uncomplicated. The button setup is simple to navigate and they are easy to press while in use.

I have had more powerful wands, but this one was much more rumbly and powerful than I was expecting for such a low-cost product. The lower settings seemed to rumble a bit more and then give way to buzzier sensations as the speeds progressed.

Orgasming was simple. I could climax both with stimulation directly to my clitoris on the lower settings (without pulling up my clitoral hood), and from the side pressing more into my meat through my labia at higher speeds.

Edging and seeking multiples were easily obtained since the vibration wasn’t too overpowering to cause the annoying numb-to-sensation clit feeling. I’m not a fan of Zombie Clit.

Large Funzze massager is being held by a hand with painted nails.

Package Contents

  • The Funzze Massaging Wand
  • A UBS Charging Cord
  • A Drawstring Pouch
  • A User’s Manual

Features to Consider

Weighing in at only .73 lbs. this wand massager is gigantic for being so light. Another reason I assumed this product wouldn’t be worth purchasing.

The Funzze Massager is made with ABS plastic and high-grade silicone materials. This means that it is a body-safe toy.

This wand comes with 20 vibration modes and 8 different speed settings. I wasn’t a huge fan of the different modes, as some of them seemed very similar to me. I tend to prefer solid settings anyways though so it wasn’t that big of a deal to me. And for the price, it is easy to overlook.

The Funzze Massager can be charged with the UBS cord provided. The initial charging time is 2-3 hours which is good for 1-2 hours of playtime. This of course depends on the settings and speeds you choose to run.

Funzze wand charging port is displayed next to its charging cord.

Funzze offers a one-year limited warranty on this product.

Head to charging port this wand is 13.4 inches long and 2.8 inches wide.

This wand massager has a waterproof rating of IPX-6. This means that it can withstand high-pressure sprays of water, but cannot be submerged. So, I would not recommend taking this product in the shower with you.

The care guide for this product also says to keep the motor and battery compartment dry. It’s always wise to err on the side of caution, so I would say wash the head with care and treat it like it isn’t meant for water use.

To wash the head use a mild soap. Then you can either air dry or pat down with a clean, dry towel.

There are three buttons located on the handle of the Funzze Massager. One is to power the toy, one to riffle through the settings, and one to control the speed. All three are easy to use before your masturbation session as well as when in use.

Funzze Massager buttons are displayed showing the power button, settings button, and speed button.


At the time of this article, I am running a giveaway! There are three sex toy bundles that need to find new homes. Won’t you help them? These bundles just happen to include this Funzze Wand, a Sohimi Rose Toy, and Sutil Luxe Water-based Lubricant.

The giveaway will run until July 17th, 2023. So, if you are reading this before then, be sure to sign up for your chance to win!

Funzze massaging wand is pictured with two bottles of Sutil Luxe Lube and a Sohimi Rose Toy for a giveaway.

Final Thoughts

The Funzze Massager is a fantastic find for those seeking a budget-friendly wand. There are more expensive wand massagers on the market, but at the price point of only $29.99, you would be hard-pressed to find one of this quality.

If you think that you too would enjoy the company of the Funzze Massager you can purchase one on the Funzze website. They offer discreet packaging as well as free shipping on orders $59+. Be sure to also check out their Weekly Deal Page for more snags and steals.

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