The review of the le Wand Double Vibrator will definitely stay permanently seared into my brain for the rest of my life.
I was unsure whether to tell this story or not since it is on the more revolting side.
But, it’s my site so what the hell…
The people in my life, who know me, seemed to find it more entertaining than I would have liked. So, here we go.
My Hella-Disgusting Story…
Although I wasn’t super duper excited to try the le Wand Double Vibrator, I was horny and looking forward to getting a nut.
So, I do what folks everywhere do in that situation. Put the kids to bed and crawl under the covers to diddle my bits with my freshly charged, new toy.
I quickly realized this double-digited vibe was far superior than I had anticipated.
With a price tag of $130 and the “limited edition” in the name I thought it would just be an average product made to look luxurious to lure some fancy, rich ladies into buying it.
But, I got to enjoying the deep, strong rumbles. It was amazing for running along both sides of my labia and clit at once.
I might possibly be in love.
Anywho, as my edging game got stronger, I stretched out my legs… and that’s when I felt it.
The sensation was cold and awfully wet.
My first thought was that one of my spawn must have somehow spilled some sort of food in my bed and then covered it up with my comforter rather than clean it up.
Is that what they should do? Absolutely not.
Would it surprise me? Nope.
I grudgingly stopped my up until then, fabulous masturbation session, laid down that magical le Wand and pulled over the covers.
To my utter horror, there was a pile of squishy, wet, cold pitbull-sized dino-droppings.
My leg was all icky from piggy toe to the side of my mid-calf.
I was so beyond pissed.
And it takes me quite a bit to get angry. I view myself normally as an optimist.
There was no room for optimism in this situation.
One, how the hell was I not able to smell a pile of shit this size?
Seriously, with the covers over it I, nor the other people that had been in my room earlier smelled anything with the blanket over that nasty, squishy patty.
Two, my dog has never decided to take a crap in my bed before. What in the fucking fuck?
Three, why in the holy hell was it tucked into bed, nestled below the covers?
So, I cleaned up the surprise pile of shit, spent the remainder of my night doing unanticipated loads of laundry, and bitchally going to bed with blue lady balls.
Yes, I stayed grumpy and fuming.
Following Experiences…
Thankfully, all other (and there have been many) uses of the double vibe went swimmingly.
I’ve relished in those le Wand vibes probably more often than I should have, with a list of other products that need to be tested.
My only complaint would have to be that it says it’s perfect for couple’s play.
I originally thought that it would be too since the le Wand Double Vibrator isn’t a super bulky clit stimulator.
I was excited to try, both riding and from behind, but it just didn’t want to stay put.
Smaller bullets seem to work better for me, as far as hanging onto them and keeping them in place.
This double vibe was outstanding while using solo, but hard to hang onto while playing with a partner.
Features to Consider…
- Le Wand Double Vibe is built using two motors. One in each of the little ears.
- There are fifteen modes of vibration and six levels of intensity.
- The one I chose was the White Gold, but there is also Rose Gold and Black options available.
- This Double Vibe comes with a USB charger. A full battery will give you one hour of playtime.
- The ears and textured sleeve are made with body-safe silicone.
- This product is waterproof for easy cleaning. You do want to make sure the little silicone flap is firmly in place over the charging port to ensure there are no accidents.
- The le Wand Double Vibe comes with a travel lock and micro-suede travel pouch.
- Dimensions- Length: 3.34 inches, Width: 2.16 inches
- Although le Wand Double Vibe is audible, it’s still much quieter than the majority of bullet vibrators.
Final thoughts…
Le Wand Double Vibe does come with a steeper price tag, but I believe it does give you quite the bang for your bucks.
If I wasn’t a reviewer, getting sex toys for free, and I knew how well this clit stimulator worked, I would definitely invest to put this product in my toybox. That really is saying something since I’m also a major cheap-ass.
Lucky for you, you can use the discount code NIKKI at check out and receive 10% off your purchase from Betty’s Toy Box.
And, thanks to Betty’s, I will also be giving one away this October in my Trick or Treat Me Naughty Giveaway! Yay for free shit!
