Fucking Prince Albert

Prince Albert

When my boyfriend was a hot young stud, in his early twenties, he had some friends that said he wouldn’t get his dick pierced.

Obviously, he couldn’t let what equated to a man version of a triple dog dare go undone.

My babe isn’t a puss. Thus the huge metal jewelry that always adorns his dick head. His buddy, Prince Albert.

What exactly is a PA?

The average Prince Albert is where the jewelry goes down the urethra hole and comes out the flesh where the head of the penis meets the shaft.

It is what my darling is constantly dangling from his dittle.

There are two other variations- reverse PA and deep shaft.

My love’s experience…

I have read that the piercing process can be quite painful, but my love said his personality wasn’t that bad. More just the pressure sensation than anything like most other piercings.

My partner did however bleed quite a bit when he pissed for about the first forty-eight hours. For anyone with a uterus, that would seem like no big deal, but apparently, it’s more of a head trip for those with a dick.

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Although he didn’t find the initial piercing process painful, he did wake up in extreme pain the first time he had a case of morning wood.

Healing time online is listed anywhere from four weeks upwards of six months. His was closer to only weeks, but he was living in Florida at the time and spending quite a bit of time in the salt-filled ocean.

If you are considering a PA, you are definitely going to want to invest effort into after-care. Nobody wants an infected pork sword.

Doing the dirty…

Obviously, if you don’t have experience with the piercing first hand, the idea of the sexual experience has crossed your mind by now. If not, you’re not a pervert and we can’t be friends.

He says that he enjoys the tugging sensation he gets during intercourse, but for him, there is no heightened sensitivity from his Price Albert.

My love for his decked-out dick is more far more aesthetic than anything. For me, it’s visually appealing to see his manly meat weighted down by such heavy artillery.

Sex can be pleasurable if lots of lube is taken into consideration to help it slide along my vaginal walls.

Rough sex with it in is a no-go for me. I don’t like my cervix hammered while he wears a metal bar or ring.

Prince Albert

Considerations…

If your partner is on the larger side with larger diameter bars- head can be a bit of a daunting task.

One- it’s harder to suck on the head with it in the way.

Two- his Prince Albert always clinks against my damn teeth.

Three- if he’s wearing a curved bar instead of a ring, when I take it out and reinsert- sometimes it likes to hitch on the outside of my lip leaving me with the mental picture of being a hooked fish.

There is also the matter of peeing.

When we first started dating, I walked in on him kneeling in front of the toilet. Thinking maybe he was feeling sick I was concerned until he informed me that kneeling or sitting on the toilet helped with spray.

Yes. Both seamen and piss come out of both holes. He is totally capable of peeing standing up, but I guess it’s just easier. Not to mention, nobody likes opting to clean up piss if they can avoid it.

In conclusion…

If you are considering a dick piercing a PA might just be the way to go if it’s properly taken care of.

It’s been over twenty years and my partner is still happy with his.

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