Ever find yourself horny as fuck strolling through the produce section of the grocery store, surrounded by all the phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables? Nah, me either.
That doesn’t take away from how much I love my new Eggplant Emoji Vibrator from Emojibator. I find it deliciously adorable, especially for the super low price of $29!
My Tasty Experience…
When my boyfriend and I went for a nice mid-day romp, this little nugget was the perfect addition to add a little splash of flavor. With him behind me grinding and my eggplant vibrating and gyrating against my clit, it was no time before I hit orgasmic bliss.
Now, I’m not saying that the Emoji Vibrator is super strong. It is more buzzy than a strong rumble, but the silicone’s extra soft coating is to die for and the price is amazing for how well it worked for me.
Flavorsome Fruity Features… (yes, it’s a fruit. I Googled it to be sure. 🙂
As I said, this thing is super-duper soft and the tip is slightly squishy.
It comes with ten different modes. Three degrees of steady vibration and seven various patterns. These are all controlled with one button which happens to also be the stem of the eggplant. One short click turns it on and each additional short click alternates the vibration modes. You can either shuffle through them to the end to turn it off or simply hold the button down for a few seconds.
It’s waterproof which makes it great for easy cleaning and use in the bath or shower.
The Eggplant Emoji Vibrator definitely ranges on the quiet end of the sound spectrum as far as vibrating sex toys go. If you’re trying to keep your masturbatory habits on the down-low this is a great product to consider. Not only is it quieter, but the design obviously does not look like a sex toy. If anyone ever spotted it they would probably just think you’re weird for having an eggplant emoji toy. I can’t imagine many people’s first instinct would be “yep, bet she uses that on her clit”. 🙂
It is designed with one-hundred percent medical-grade silicone material, making it body-safe. Although I enjoyed using it as a bullet you can also use it as a vaginal insertable. However, I would not recommend using it anally since it was not made with a flared base. Wouldn’t want your new eggplant getting lost when if your body decides to pull it up Rump River.
The dimensions are approximately 4.48 x 1.22 making it snack sized and in my opinion great to used as a bullet.
The only feature I would have to list as a con for me would have to be that it requires the use of one AAA battery. I have plenty, sure, but reviewing sex toys I’ve kinda been spoiled as far as fancy USB chargers, I suppose. But, again, with the price, this can surely be forgiven.
In Conclusion…
Whether for yourself or as a gift I would highly recommend this fun little product. It would be the perfect present for the girl you know that just loves searching for her next dose of Vitamin D. Yes, I’m looking at you, Missy.
So, seriously, GO F*CK YOURSELF. LITERALLY.
