12 Days of Orgasms- Holiday Gift Guide

The holidays are magic! Although the season is not supposed to be all about gifts, getting or giving the perfect gift is definitely a bonus.

So, what could be the perfect present to give that special someone? How about the gift that keeps on giving the whole year long? Orgasms!

Toys are not just for little girls and boys! We grown folks love to play too! Nothing says I love you and care about your sexual health quite like a sexy pleasure product!  

So here we go! A list I’ve compiled of some of my personal favorite masturbatory items sure to wow the people on your shopping list.

#1 FemmeFun Ultra Wand– $74.99

This ice blue beauty has easily become one of my favorite go-to toys. With its flexible head, silky smooth silicone material, and rumbly motor any clit owner will sure to be pleased. Also, it doubles for a spectacular pretend microphone that I love to interview my boyfriend with for a fun “post-game” commentary. Stay young people!

To read the full review click HERE

#2 G Vibe 3– $89.90

Don’t let the powder pink color fool you. This product is a powerhouse of versatility. It can be used by men and women for G-Spot and P-Spot stimulation as well as used on external erogenous zones. Simultaneously, if desired. This would be perfect for the multitasker on your list.

#3 Jopen Callie Mini– $37.85

This sweet little mini wand is as titillating as it is elegant. Not only is the packaging divine, but it is the perfect pick for the classy clit tickler you’ve been dying to buy for.  

To read the full review click HERE

#4 Orange County Cutie– $59.85

Calexotics California Dreaming Line knocked this trusting vibrator out of the park! It has definitely been my favorite rabbit style vibrator I’ve tried this year. Again, external and internal stimulation is fabulous!

To read the full review click HERE

#5 Dame Kip– $85.00

Brighten someone’s gloomy winter months with this bright, little ray of sunshine! Kip has a concave. flexible silicone head designed to please externally. My clit loved this rumbly rascal.

To read the full review click HERE

#6 LuzArte Jollets- $80.00 and up.

These made-with-love dildos are not only pleasurable but are true works of art. Rather than crafted to resemble a penis, they are designed with the shape inside the vagina in mind. They have many beautiful styles to fit the unique personality of any user. One of these can slide up my chimney any time.

#7 Blush Lush Lina Lipstick– $24.85

This bullet vibrator would make a perfect stocking stuffer for someone wanting to be inconspicuous when it comes to their toys. You could carry this clit teaser around in your purse and nobody would be the wiser. Bullet gone incognito.

#8 Mimic Plus– $125

The Mimic has a truly unique shape resembling a stingray, but it’s actually designed to fit the palm of your hand. Masturbating on your own or adding a little spice between partners, this toy is easy and comfortable to use. The motor is strong so you might have to forgo your silent night.

#9 Zumio S– $98.00

The Zumio line offers different models for a variety of levels of precise stimulation. The S is so far my favorite, giving a milder form of still intense rotation instead of vibration sensations.

To read the full review click HERE

#10 Satisfyer Pro 2– $49.95

Naughty or nice, the Satisfyer is bound to suck the orgasms out of any clit bearer. Using the power of suction I found it hard not to get off in a matter of minutes.

#11 G Pop 2– $65.90

This is another gender-inclusive toy for all the good girls and boys. It has a powerful motor that is sure to Wow a lucky receiver’s G or P-Spot. My boyfriend and I both thoroughly loved sharing the experience of trying this one out in our own unique ways. This toy would even make Santa unload his sack.

To read the full review of the G Pop 2 click HERE

#12 Moi Box Delux– $59.99

This storage box is absolutely stunning and perfect for keeping your treasures secret. Not only does it come with a lock, it has a slot that allows you the ability to charge your trinkets while they are safely put away from prying eyes. It also comes with another storage bag inside that is made from antibacterial fabric.

So, for those of you who have a rock hard yule log or you’re looking to fill those holy nights, there is something on this list for you! 


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